SPOILER ALERT! John does NOT die at the end. He dies at about the halfway point. Or maybe it锟絪 a third of the way in. Hold on, he might not be dead at all.Wow, if that doesn锟絫 pique your interest, this movie锟絪 not for you. Because even though everything about it might make total sense to screenwriter-director Don Coscarelli, many of his 锟絜xplanations锟?about what the hell is going on in this weirdo horror-fantasy aren锟絫 going to translate to general audiences.Then again, Coscarelli probably doesn锟絫 care about anything labeled 锟絞eneral.锟?Since writing and directing the unabashedly odd 锟絇hantasm锟?series of films, he went on to do the same,Chanel Handbags, about a decade ago, with the absolutely one-of-a-kind 锟紹ubba Ho-Tep,hoganrains.com,锟?an alternate universe story in which Elvis Presley (Bruce Campbell) and John F. Kennedy (Ossie Davis), spending their golden years relaxing in a nursing home, go to battle with an ancient Egyptian mummy who is preying on the souls of their fellow retirees.It锟絪 safe to say that 锟絁ohn Dies at the End锟?is even stranger.This is a movie about people whose bodies (and souls) are being preyed on by drugs. The drug of choice here is nicknamed soy sauce,Chanel bags, or just the sauce. John (Rob Mayes) is on the sauce, which means that his mind is way beyond the place where hallucinations exist. Or maybe he锟絪 dead. But how can he be dead if he makes a 3 a.m. phone call to his pal Dave (Chase Williamson), asking for help with a young woman who锟絪 afraid of her boyfriend who锟絪 been dead for two months?To sweeten all of this, there锟絪 the on-and-off presence of the Tony Robbins-like Dr. Marconi (character actor Clancy Brown), who has some 锟絪pecial powers,锟?and newspaper writer Arnie Blondestone (Paul Giamatti), who锟絪 trying to put together a story about the goings-on around him. To make everything even more off the wall, we锟絭e got a man made out of meat parts, along with a large and very scary spider that keeps appearing at unguarded moments.We锟絩e made to believe that steady, even-keeled, fairly unemotional Dave is going to be at the center of the story. And he is, until he accidentally injects himself with some sauce while he锟絪 on the phone with a priest. From then on, the story is (might be) about everyone and everything 锟?a visitor from another world, a cop, that big spider 锟?around him.There锟絪 no doubt that Coscarelli is a fan of films including 锟絅aked Lunch,Burberry Factory Outlet,锟?锟紻onnie Darko,锟?and 锟紼vil Dead 2,deofa.com,锟?as nods to each of them keep popping up. And he锟絪 into the specialized genre of non-linear filmmaking. To say that this one jumps around in time and space is a perverse understatement. It锟絪 also made clear that Coscarelli and his film have no intention of backing off from its absurdities. There锟絪 gun violence and some dabbling in dismemberment. But some of that stuff is so over the top, it becomes funny.My best guess is that it锟絪 about alien creatures looking for host bodies. But it would be easy to convince me that it锟絪 just as much about dogs learning how to drive Ford Broncos.Ed Symkus covers movies for GateHouse Media.JOHN DIES AT THE ENDWritten and directed by Don CoscarelliWith Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes,monster beats, Paul Giamatti, Clancy BrownRated R
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